The Car Salesman

Don’t you just love him?

image There’s nothing more frustrating then browsing at a car dealership, minding your own business and then getting approached by the dreaded car salesman. It seems like nothing you say will get him to leave you alone.

Here are some funny one-liners from our overly aggressive friends that I think we can all relate to:

  • Everybody pays this fee
  • This car won’t be here tomorrow
  • We’re losing our shirt on this deal
  • You’re stealing food from my baby’s mouth
  • The web sites you got the prices from are wrong
  • The bank requires you to buy an extended warranty to get loan approval